Dating between left and right
S. is a left-wing bitch, a Becky, a sweet Volkskrant girl. She drinks her coffee with oat milk and only buys her underwear new. And she likes to date. “Keep swiping, that’s how we get to know your taste!” But what if you accidentally swipe right not left, but right? Swiping right, left always swipes left?
I want to do you so hard when we don’t match.
Do you want to spit in my mouth?
You’re right that you swiped me to the right.
You’re right that I’m a little bright sometimes.
You actually know me through and through.
That’s why I miss you so much.
S. had date burnout and decided to turn her life around and depolarize the world. After all, she is a very good person. She took fourteen interviews, came chatting on the couch with “the right-wing man” in his many shapes and sizes: from fishermen to politicians to Marines. She discovered that women are sometimes right-wingers too (they liked the Barbie movie). She had tea with political Romeo and Juliets in Holland and Belgium and talked heartbreak with polarized exes. And she also spoke to herself.
“Two faiths on a pillow, that’s where the devil sleeps. And who says I want to share a pillow? I want my own fucking pillow.”
This performance contains very explicit language that could be construed sexist, racist, mysogyn, and refers to sexually transgressive behavior.
Linkse Gaatjes
Friday, January 31, 2025
20.00 – 21.30 u
Pay What You Can
Lunch and dinner in our café
Our café is open from 12:00 to 00:00 for lunch, dinner and drinks. Will you come and enjoy our delicious three course menu prior to the program? We offer a weekly changing vegetarian menu for only €20! Reservations can be made at horeca@explore-the-north.nl.